Monday, June 28, 2010

Guess Who's Coming To Town???

My father has informed me that Dallas and I's grandmother is coming to town. I don't know if any of you remember the last time that she came to town, which was probably 5 years ago but I will refresh you on her.


  • Her name is Elizabeth Marie Winston. I call her Grandma Liz.


  • She constantly has a drink in her hand. When I was younger she used to tell me it was her medicine.

  • She tells it like it is.

  • She smokes. A lot.

  • She likes to tell people that she is still 35.


  • She's very flirtatious. Be prepared guys.


  • She has actually given me great advice about boys, makeup and life in general.


  • She LOVES driving fast.


  • She tends to have a lot of luggage. She can have two full bags just for makeup and hair supplies.


So overall she is definitley a Winston! Dimitri watch out, she is going to insist on meeting you. She will be here in a few days and I have no idea how long she is staying. At least I won't have to stay home constantly since for one that would probably annoy the hell out of her and she will probably have plans within a few hours of arriving in town. I don't know why she is coming, she told my Dad that she just felt like visiting. I think she has another reason, and I will figure it out. So be prepared guys, Grandma is coming to town!!!!





26 comments:

  1. Hey when you bring Dimitri over to meet her. I'm comming okay. :) love yeah

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  2. I think I remember this woman :p. she's pretty legit.

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  3. Hey jelly. Ai wanna come.. Cause ai wanna see if shes anything like dallas :D

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  4. Grandma Liz!!! I love her!!!!!! <3

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  6. will she pinch dallas's cheeks? haha i h8 when gma's do that LOL she sounds more like dal than u jelly

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  7. Jamie, if I ask her she will! :D We have our similarites, but the most obvious similarities are between her and Dallas.

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  8. i remember meetin her when we were datin... ha ha dimitri, watch yourself..

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  9. wow like milly said i wanna come to see if shes more sweet and generous like u or tough and devious like dally

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  10. Yeah she always has a mouthfull to say about the guys that date her "Sweet Angelica"! I remember some of the things she had to say about you Sodapop. Hahaha and the fact that she said a lot of those things in front of people. I remember she cornered the two of us, lectured us and asked some disturbing things. *Shudder*

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  11. Um I haven't told her she's a great grandma yet... Hahahha she's gonna kill me

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  12. Haha I remember that! "So, Sodapop, what do you do for a living?" "Um, ma'am, I'm fourteen." "Right. Anyway, are you guys sexually active?" *awkward silence* "Oh c'mon! You guys can't tell me that your hormones have not gave you desire for some sexual passions?" "Grandma!"

    LMFAO!!!!

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  13. haha i love watching other ppl's akwardness :P this is what u guys get for coming to games where brook and i used to chearlead. I LOVE KARMA!!!!!!!

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  14. Its funny for you Kittay Katty. But I was freaked out!!!!!

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  15. That makes it even more funny, Jell-O.

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  16. Oh this is going to be intresting, Grandma Liz and Matthews Mama down in the same week? Haha

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  17. Aw. I feel very unfamiliar right now. :(

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  18. grandma liz is dope, cant wait to see herr again :)!

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  19. You should post about Dallas tellin her about Blaze :p bet that was a riot.

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  20. MS.ANGELICA WINSTON POST! :D

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