I was thinking of what the perfect present for Kittay Katty would be. I thought and I thought and I thought. Then an idea struck me. She is always saying how she wants to move out of the Curtis house. I have been thinking about moving out myself. Then I thought who is one of Kitty's other favorite people in the world?
Two-Bitch.
So Two-Bit and I put our minds together to come up with a plan. Scary, I know.
So for weeks Two-Bitch and I searched. (Well mostly me. :P ) Then we found the perfect place. A three bedroom, two bathroom apartment that was at a reasonable price. 5 gold stars go to Jelly and her Sam Winchester worthy research!
Then I had to face the terrifying task of convincing Darry. It took about an hour of begging, telling him every single detail, and me fake crying a little to finally get him to say............YES!!!!!
As a cover I gave Kitty Rio and Seven & The Ragged Tiger (which are both Duran Duran albums :P ) and pretended that those were her real presents.
Flashforward to yesterday. During the day Two-Bitch and I put the final touches on the apartment. Actually more like me. He sat down after about 20 minutes and started eating some chocolate cake he brought with -.-
Last night we pulled up to the Curtis house and sorta maybe kidnapped Kitty :P
Once we were a couple of blocks away I put a blindfold over Kitty's eyes. "Angelica! What the hell are you doing?!?!"
"You'll see." I said mysteriously causing Two-Bit to go into one of his famous laughing fits.
We guided Kitty out of the car, into the elevator and onto our floor. Two-Bit picked Kitty up bridal style causing her to yell...a lot (I should have duct taped her mouth) as I swung open the door. Two-Bit set her down and pulled the blindfold off.
A mixture of surprise, confusion, and mainly WTF crossed Kitty's face. Grinning, Two-Bit gave her a small box. She opened it and picked up her keys to the apartment. Two-Bit and I took out ours as I said "Welcome home!"
P.S. Yeah Blogger hates me. Look on FB for pics of our new place!
Two-Bitch.
So Two-Bit and I put our minds together to come up with a plan. Scary, I know.
So for weeks Two-Bitch and I searched. (Well mostly me. :P ) Then we found the perfect place. A three bedroom, two bathroom apartment that was at a reasonable price. 5 gold stars go to Jelly and her Sam Winchester worthy research!
Then I had to face the terrifying task of convincing Darry. It took about an hour of begging, telling him every single detail, and me fake crying a little to finally get him to say............YES!!!!!
As a cover I gave Kitty Rio and Seven & The Ragged Tiger (which are both Duran Duran albums :P ) and pretended that those were her real presents.
Flashforward to yesterday. During the day Two-Bitch and I put the final touches on the apartment. Actually more like me. He sat down after about 20 minutes and started eating some chocolate cake he brought with -.-
Last night we pulled up to the Curtis house and sorta maybe kidnapped Kitty :P
Once we were a couple of blocks away I put a blindfold over Kitty's eyes. "Angelica! What the hell are you doing?!?!"
"You'll see." I said mysteriously causing Two-Bit to go into one of his famous laughing fits.
We guided Kitty out of the car, into the elevator and onto our floor. Two-Bit picked Kitty up bridal style causing her to yell...a lot (I should have duct taped her mouth) as I swung open the door. Two-Bit set her down and pulled the blindfold off.
A mixture of surprise, confusion, and mainly WTF crossed Kitty's face. Grinning, Two-Bit gave her a small box. She opened it and picked up her keys to the apartment. Two-Bit and I took out ours as I said "Welcome home!"
P.S. Yeah Blogger hates me. Look on FB for pics of our new place!
oh my god!! that's amazing! im surprised darry said yes!! :P
ReplyDelete1) who's same winchester?
ReplyDelete2) my brother is lazy and chocolate cake is his best friend WHAT did you expect? :P
3) AWWWWWWWWWWW
:D
I didn't realize u were living with them til the last sentence haha
ReplyDeleteNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ReplyDeleteU CANT TAKE MY SISTER AWAY FROM ME :O
SHES THE ONLY SANE ONE!!!
and now Im 3rd in line for best present -_- FML
ReplyDeleteWOW! My girlfriend gives damn good present....cant wait till my birthday ;)
ReplyDeletebtw....whose the 3rd bedroom for?
ReplyDeleteYou took your time Jell-O. I must say, there are no words to express how complety and utterly happy I am or how awesome that is. THANK YOU!!!! And Soda, don't worry, I'll come visit, and your gift will has a special place in my heart. <3
ReplyDeleteFor guests, dumbass.
ReplyDeleteNo no soda. Kitkat and two-bit aren't sleeping together til they are married. The third bedroom is for Two-bit haha
ReplyDeleteu can sleep in the same bed and not "sleep together" dal...they have more self control than u do :p
ReplyDelete1.) Im Gonna Try This Number Thing Again :)
ReplyDelete2.) Yes Kitty Will Finally Be Outta The House :P
3.)I Forgot What I Else I Needed To Say
4.) I Think It Had Something To Do With Soda Saying I Was Insane?
haha i have control
ReplyDeleteDALLAS? HAVE CONTROL? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! Dally, either you're on crack or horribly delusional.
ReplyDeleteBut awww, Jelly! That was a good present!
The title of this got the Friends theme song stuck in my head xD
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